17 thoughts we have every pay day

In honour of it being pay day for most, I thought I'd attempt a lighter post today. All the thoughts that I, and hopefully some of you, go through each and every pay day:

#1 I’M RICH! WOOOOOO! I’M RICH!

#2 Topshop boots, New Look dress, ALL the jewellery in Accessorize, YOU WILL BE MINE!

#3 I still owe my friend some money, so I won’t spend too much.

#4 I do deserve a treat though.

#5 Better do some maths.

#6 WHY OH WHY does my travel pass have to cost so much? What do I pay for? Everything is always LATE

#7 Right, so, each week I can spend that much. That’s fine, it’s fine, all good. Stop panicking.

#8 I definitely don’t get paid enough.

#9 Maybe, just maybe, I should start looking for a job with a better wage.

#10 OH GOD, MAYBE I’VE BEEN EMERGENCY TAXED?

#11 Can I even afford to go out this weekend?

#12 I’m going to empty my basket on Topshop.

#13 I’ll keep the dress though, I can wear that this weekend.

#14 Oh, look at that, the jobs I’ve found only have four hour contracts. Great. Fabulous. I’ll never have enough money to fund my lifestyle.

#15 I got paid mere hours ago, but I feel so, so, so poor.

#16 I can’t afford to go out this weekend. I really can’t.

#17 SOD IT. I'm going out. I deserve a drink. Or you know, eight.